MERRY CHRISTMAS!!

well th school holidays are almost upon me again. ooh er. and christmas. yay.
forgive me for sounding pessimistic. for some reason, last i remember it was october and there was still plenty of time to get organised but here it is december 11th and i have not done a damn thing! aargh! i am so not prepared for christmas this year! but then, when have i ever been except this year i have a really really bad feeling that it is just not going to go well at all (th word tragic comes to mind but i dont want to use it. oh i just did.) there is too much to be done around here and i have no idea where to start!
i am starting to think mums invitation of staying over christmas eve and most of christmas day is a good idea, just so i have th chance to get away from all th reminders of what we havent done yet!
omg! did i just say that? slap me..
so. theres freaking termites in our bathroom door frame. yes i said bathroom. i have no idea why. worst thing is, i as a tenant, have done what i am supposed to do and informed my landlord, who sounded real concerned and came out that very day. i thought ok, i guess i have to deal with covering / removing my shit from th house while it gets sprayed / treated / whatever, only to have them when they arrive, brush th shit off th wall (drives them deeper people - trust me i have delt with this crap before) and say "thats nuuu-think, that is-a-just dust." i am not fucking stupid, i know what termite crap looks like. grrr. so obviously poison is th least of my troubles, i now have to instead worry about my furniture getting eaten out from under us. yes, it is all wood. and half of it is antique. and some of it is unvarnished / stained. ffs.
theres no other option, we just have to look for another house.
at christmas time.
cos there are going to be plenty of houses on th market at th moment.
considering everybody chooses to pick up and move at th most stressful time of year.
so i have no idea what to do. my naive little self even rung th pest control people and asked how much i would be up for if i chose to take it into my own hands, only to get that pity tone from th older guy on th other end of th phone saying "love, its gonna cost thousands."
AND we havent sorted out these two freaking project cars yet, like we promised ourselves we would have by th end of th year
AND i havent done my christmas shopping yet. yes. i am going to be one of those retarded people who all crowd into th shop right before christmas because theyre just like me and thought "dude, its only october...."
AND guess what. my car is fucked again. big surprise there and im not even going to go into it.
so all in all if theres anybody out there, pray for me. cos im gonna need it lmao
and i am really sorry for all th swear words in this post. way more than usual